Burn City

Outlandish things said today at work.

To Post and Stephan: “I have a touch screen PC at my house.  I made a sound board and no matter what button you click it makes a moan.  Then I have sex with my computer and it moans.  That’s how I lost my virginity after prom last week”

In front of the new girl I put my hand on Jordan’s head and rubbed it while I told her that me and him were a couple.  Jordan said “He’s my baby”  at some other point with in earshot of her I told Jordan that I bought some his and hers KY jelly.  He asked if he could use the his, I said only if he behaves.  He told me I should lick my power aid off of his body.

Finally at the end of the night Jason asked if somone would hold his things.  I said “Im not going to hold your junk dude sorry.” people giggled so I decided to top my previous statement with “Unless there is like a 50 dollar bill taped to it.”

I should probably take a shower