Burn City

Cliff “I will cut out your tonsils”

Me “Good one dumb shit, tonsil removals are the cause of millions of deaths each day”

Cliff “You know what I meant”

Me “That you want to drop to my knees and show me the love”

Cliff “Fuck you”

Me” You need to learn how to talk shit Cliff.  Listen carefully, I am going to circumcise you with a fucking chainsaw.  Then I’m going to tie you up in my basement and torture you for years.  I’ll keep you the fuck alive.

Post (Post is his last name and thats what I call him). ”Did you say you were going to sodomize Cliff in your basement”

Me “No I said I was going to torture him, not pleasure his ass…. Hey Cliff you are lucky the army has the don’t ask don’t tell policy or you would get booted right away”

Cliff “Well at least I…..”

I didn’t hear the rest of what he was saying cuz as soon as he opened his mouth again I decided to turn around and walk away.  Later Post came up to me and we had a good laugh and Cliff’s Expense.

Lesson complete.