Wishes!
by tartarsauce on Jun.18, 2009, under Toasted
Welcome to my brain at work…
Entering work: I hate my life so much. Nothing good ever happens here. I wish something would happen, fuck fuck fuck fuck.
1 hour into work: Maybe if I somehow got my feet cut off in the cardboard bail-er I could go home early
2 hours into work: MOTHER FUCKER BLARRRRRRARAH NOOOO
3 hours into work: I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE I’VE EVER MET I HATE THE PLANET SO MUCH THAT IM GOING TO DEStro….
Jason interjects into my brain time “Why does it look like there is a fire in front of our store?”
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- BOOM
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- BLAM
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CAR FIRE IN MY PARKING LOT WOOO WOOO WOO WOOO WOO!!!!!
BLAM KAPLOW
maybe I should have wished for monies.
